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Q: will this watch get me laid?

Yes, old women 21-97 years of age flock to this here watch like pelicans during mating season. You’ll need a stick sharpened with a knife to keep them away.

Q: When wearing this watch do your arms get sore from fighting off women?

That's probably the biggest downfall to this watch. Once ladies realize you can store an entire 25 phone numbers in this bad boy, you're gonna need a pointy stick to fight 'em off.

Q: Will this watch calculate how wet my date gets once seeing this watch on my wrist?

Well ur date will be too wet for you to even waste time calculating it

Q: How do you enter all of the 25 chick’s names when you get their numbers, if there are no letters on keypad? You could make up to 24 chicks real upset.

U enter them by there ratings,we don't do names in 2017,who does that

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will this watch get me laid?

When wearing this watch do your arms get sore from fighting off women?

Will this watch calculate how wet my date gets once seeing this watch on my wrist?

How do you enter all of the 25 chick’s names when you get their numbers, if there are no letters on keypad? You could make up to 24 chicks real upset.